About five seconds with the google is enough to make one question the old alleged Twain chestnut:

“Whiskey’s for drinking, water’s for fighting about.”

Is that too much to ask, Mark Strassman? Especially given how not only factually wrong but conceptually misleading the reference is? Whiskey, yes, but water is frequently not for fighting about, a distinction that is critical.

(h/t Chance of Rain)