A couple of scores this week led me back to a favorite Google game, wherein in I grab top rankings for obscure phrases that amuse me. An abbreviated list of some of the phrases I ownz, or at least ownz a substanial share of, starting with this week’s new additions to the list:
- sustainable nuclear weapons
- radioactive nookie
- cheap shit from China
- don’t Bogart that joint
- giant scissors (my ranking here has been steadily slipping, which is discouraging, given the vital importance of giant scissors)
- Klaus Oldenberg (sic) (I misspelled the guy’s name, and I’m now one of the top searches on what is apparently a very common misspelling)
You got to be kidding Sustainable Nuclear Weapons was mentioned in a report. This just proves you can add the word Sustainable to about anything these days. Has someone coined the term sustainable blogger, yet?