Conservapedia is threatening to ban Nora. Her offense? An entry on the shovel:
A shovel is a tool used for moving earth, sand and other granulates. It differs from spades because it is a real tool and not a suit of cards.
My little girl is growin’ up good.
IMHO the proprietors are upset because *they* are real tools and not suits of cards. Perhaps Nora should clarify her definition.