Nora told me what turns out to be a very old geekjoke yesterday, about how the only legitimate use of an HTML blink tag is as follows:

Schroedinger’s cat is not dead.

Unfortunately, (well, fortunately for you, dear readers, but unfortunately for the joke) WordPress won’t let me add a blink tag to the not, but at least it gives you some flavor of Nora’s goofballiness. So with that introduction, we welcome her to the Inkstain family.