The Phelpsoids’ assessment of last week’s Angel Action:

Some really tolerant people dressed up in PVC pipe and thread-bare, ratty sheets masquerading as angel?s wings, and people holding up banners attempted to block our fabulous signage, but it worked as well as stink trying to escape a feces eater. As we ducked in and out of their foolish attempt at sign blocking, Megan expertly maneuvered around their smelly selves, and said, “14 years on a picket line will teach you some pretty awesome tricks, amateurs.”

So if Nora and her friends are amateurs, I guess that makes the “Tachmonites” …. what?

As Nora put it, “What a great way to spend 14 years.”