What is it the black marketeer says in Casablanca to the man trying to round up some cash to make it to America? “Gmail accounts are a drug on the market. Everybody sells Gmail accounts. There are Gmail accounts everywhere.” Oh wait, no, he was tallking about diamonds.

But, as dcm points out, “they just keep on coming.” Check ’em out on ebay – their price has plummetted. Used to cost five bucks, now it looks like you can easily pick one up for under a dollar.

Anyway, I’ve got some, for free, if you’re the one last person out there who wants one but doesn’t have it yet.

update: All gone. Interesting geographic distribution of the people who contacted me, suggesting hypotheses involving graph theory and U.S. hegemony. More later when I’ve thought it through.