From cancer to Parish Hilton and a "beach hut made of cash":
This bracelet and the people who made it are worse than cancer or aids or tsunamis or any of that other supposedly bad stuff. I wouldnt wear it if it was the last piece of clothing left on earth, and it was just me and paris hilton left on a tropical island after a nuclear war. if it was either this bracelet or nothing i would throw it into the sea, and paris and i would live naked on the tropical island and have so many babies. we would live like royalty with pet dolphins and a beach hut made of cash.