It was with some pride this morning that I realized my blog is one of the top 10 hits on Google for dork freezer. But I am restive. I will not be satisfied until I'm number one.

Some other amusing search strings to come across the transom recently:

• lost carolina nuclear weapon
• death in virginia in 2004
• john fleck bug fixing
• guarrera pizza syracuse

That last one is a particular gem, something it seems could only possibly come together with sufficient monkeys and time, which is in essence how it happened.