OK, if I was a bike racer, does that mean I would spend the time to swap out my heavy, goathead resistant training tires for something lighter when I race? Even if it's just a "B" race, a tuneup?

If I was a bicyclist, husband, friend, does that mean I'd go for a lovely long slow ride with my wife on a sunny Sunday late summer morning?

But what if I realized halfway through that I still had my racing tires on the bike?

P.S. This morning, I pulled weeds from the garden.