A package arrived recently from my sister.

It included a copy of "I Ripped My Pants". While at the beach, Spongebob sees weightlifters looking buff and tries to show off, with hilarious results. I don't want to give away the ending, but let's just say the title offers something of a clue.

It includes "An Ocean of Tattoos" ("Kids: Ask an Adult to Help You." - always good advice).